3rd posting in school

Monday, August 31, 2009
like i've said!
RAP IS ALIVE
MUSIC IS DEAD
I'VE SAID WHAT I SAID
NOW IM GOING TO BED
PEACE!

Anyways this post is based on more questions :D
thats right :D

Harshness : ON!
Harshmeter : WHAT THE F**K?!

and yes, i have a healthy blog, so i do not use foul words
they shall always be censored :D

QUESTION 1!!

Your going to a costume party, your dont have a costume...

A) Steal some from your friends
B) Steal from a costume shop
C) Destroy the party with grenades
D) Kill everyone so theres no party

Question 2
Your playing truth or dare, its your turn to dare your friend, what do you have her do?

A) give you a blow job
B) give you a strip show and a lap dance
C) force her to be a prostitute
D) ask her to molest herself

Question 3
you get a new phone, but you find out it was busted the next day

A) demand a new phone
B) call the police
C) spit at the salesman's face
D) throw the phone on the floor and step on it

Question 4
a strange numbers text's you, what do you do?

A) call the police
B) Call that number and scream at the person
C) reply ' WHAT ASSHOLE? '
D) pretend to be a police officer

Question 5
a famous pop star is in your school, you want his autograph but your blocked by everyone else

A) SHOOT THEM ALL DOWN :D
B) SHOUT ALIEN ATTACK!
C) start crying to get attention
D) throw a grenade into the crowd

going to make youtube videos?

Saturday, August 15, 2009
So i've been thinking
and i thought i might wanna make random You Tube videos :D
but anyways i need a partner to manage the camera D:

i was thinking about asking my cousin but i forgot
im thinking about making Comedy videos
if any of you got any ideas
tell me and i might make a video about it :D

time for more questions!
Muahahaha :D
Harshness : ON!
Harsh Meter : The Satan!

Question 1
your friend wants to suicide and is on a 100 feet tall building, what do you do?

A) put a bullet in her head
B) push her off the building
C) blind fold her, take her stuff then push her :D
D) laugh insanely and kick her down

Question 2
your boyfriend breaks your heart, what do you do?

A) stab him continuesly with a knife or cleaver
B) curse insensively
C) plant a bomb behind his body
D) put a 'Kick my Nuts' sign on his back

Question 3
your in an important exam, you have to get straight A's, what do you resort to doing?

A) cheat
B) kill the teacher to postpone the exam
C) at the end of your exam, steal the exam paper from the smartest student in your class
D) demand answers from the teacher at a gunpoint

Question 4
you want to apply for a job, you get declined so what do you do?

A) massacre the ass hole
B) rain an ungodly effing fire storm on the ass hole
C) snap his d**k off and jam it up his ass
D) jam a live grenade up his ass

Question 5
you wanna humiliate your rival, what do you want to do?

A) tear his pants down and run
B) replace the stuff in his locker with gay porno magazines :D
C) tell the teachers that he is high on drugs
D) replace his gym clothes with Bikinis

Question 6 ( non harsh question )
your friend is locked in the toilet, how do you get him out?

A) pick lock the door
B) throw grenades at the door
C) start shooting the door down with a gattling gun
D) leave your friend in there

Question 7
your following your friends to a zoo, you pass the lions , what do you do?

A) push one of them in the lions den
B) strap a piece of meat on of them and throw him in
C) scream help and start running every where
D) shoot the lions and give an excuse saying 'Hunting Season' :D

Question 8 ( random question )
if 1 + 1 = 2 and 2 + 2 = 4 what is 3 + 3?

A) 6
B) 33
C) 3 + 3
D) 3 t 3

Question 9
there's a murderer in your house, he wants to slaughter you and your friends, what do you do?

A) push your friends toward the murderer and say 'Take Them!'
B) scream for help and run around the house
C) call the police, say nothing and scream
D) kill the murderer and pretend to be him to scare your friends

Question 10
your watching a ghost movie at the cinema and you wanna cause some disturbance

A) scream at every shocking part
B) shout 'This movie sucks!'
C) throw popcorn and soda at the screen
D) run up to the studio and replace the movie with porn

guess thats all for today :D

MUSIC IS DEAD
RAP IS ALIVE
I'VE SAID WHAT I SAID
NOW IM GOING TO BED!
PEACE!

and thats when i realised...
the greatest singer was...
Dr Bombay...

2nd posting in school :D

Monday, August 10, 2009
Lol you dont really think i would only blog once a day do you?
Teehee :D
anyways im listening to random songs while writing this post :D
i think i should put more questions about the pranks and stuff +_+
this time its 10 questions
MAUAHAHAHA
And yes i know, my answers are harsh :D

Get ready my fellow readers

Question 1
You want to sabotage your rival in a singing competition

A) threaten him to let you win before the competition
B) force his girl friend to break up with him right before the competition
C) pour invisible ink and over his pants and watch it vanish on stage
D) change the song he's suppose to sing during the competition

Question 2
You see a student getting punked by a bully

A) join the bully and beat the shit out of the kid
B) try to fight off the bully by using the kid as a human shield
C) call the discipline teacher
D) scream in the Bully's ears till it bleeds :D

Question 3
You find a small boy in the park alone, he appears to have some stolen property

A) beat the boy to death and take the loot
B) hug the boy and tell him everything is fine, then stab him with a knife
C) pull the kids ears till you reach a police station
D) take the stuff and leave the boy there to his fate

Question 4
A poisonous snake bites you, what do you do?

A) a bullet to the head never hurts :D
B) beg to god like theres no tommorow
C) stab the place you got bit at with a heated knife
D) eat the snake up as revenge

Question 5
Your friend cant stop talking, and your annoyed about it

A) slap him and walk away
B) kick him in the Family jewels and walk away
C) stuff a bread in his mouth
D) shoot him with a gun continuesly

Question 6
You want to break up with your girlfriend, where would you take her to?

A) a rubbish dump
B) a public toilet
C) a slaughter house
D) push her off a cliff

Question 7
Your in a wrestling tournament, what do you do?

A) throw sleeping powder all over your opponents face
B) run away as the fight begins
C) screw hand to hand combat, take a weapon from under the ring
D) put red ants in his under garments before the match

Question 8
Your fighting in world war 2, you and your companions are held captive and you want to escape, whats your plan?

A) cut your self free and grab a gattling gun from the nearby armory
B) get some hand grenades and cause some havoc
C) call in your base to send a Nucelar strike on your enemies base (you die as well)
D) cut your self free and run away leaving your partners behind

Question 9
Your teacher will be arriving to class late, you and your friends wanna play a prank on her, what do you do?

A) make the teacher think she's colour blind when she gets in
B) put a dustbin filled with crap at the top of the entrance door
C) put glue all over your teachers chair and replace the chalk with pencils
D) put a dead cat in the teachers table drawer

Question 10
Your favourite anime show just got cancelled by the writers, what do you do?

A) go all the way to the writer's homes and murder them
B) place a bomb in each of their houses
C) threaten them to put the anime show at gun point
D) torture them senselessly :D

thats all for today
see you all very soon
Bye :D

Now posting in school :D

hello my fellow readers :D
not many of you know but im writing my own Novel/Comic..
Sorry im not publishing it on the world wide web :D
im posting this blog from my school.
im using the school computer from the MAKMAL BESTARI :D

its not really nice to write a blog here there is no inspiration D:...
im really bored and i miss my bibi D:
well today is the 2nd day my school reopened due to H1N1.
we got 1 week off due to the outbreak :D

Had lots of fun during the break :D
but i still never got to go out with my bibi D:


Alright this is a message to all of you readers..
These are a seires of Awesome questions and really good answers

Question 1
if a stranger comes out and gives you candy...
here are the options you can take.

A) take it and run away
B) stuff it in his face and call him a pervert
C) call the police
D) get down on your knees and pray to god :D

2nd question :D
What is the ultimate prank on your dad if he wants to use his private toilet?

A) put a firecracker in the toilet bowl
B) replace his tooth paste with milk
C) change his medicine pills with sugar pills
D) clean the toilet with his tooth brush

3rd question
One of your family members give you a .44 magnum and orders you to kill a neighbour.

A) obey him / her and splatter your neighbours brain all over the place
B) take the pistol and sell it at a pawnshop
C) take a cup of tea drink it , then spit it all over his / her face
D) use the gun for your own needs :D

4th question
Your friend has a rare comic book you want.

A) kill him and take the book
B) pick his pocket and leave a live grenade in it
C) ask him for the book at a gun point
D) threaten to cut his hairy stinkin B's if he doesn't give you the book

5th question
Its your friends birthday, you want to prank her, what do you do?

A) get her an invisible bra
B) replace her presents with slime bombs
C) the moment you want to give her a present , throw it on the floor and step on it continuesly.
D)place an automatic puncher in the present you want to give her :D

thats all the questions i want to give you today :D
i'll write more tommorow
tell me if you like it :
TEEHEE :D